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Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in Bad, Bad Invader Zim Fanfiction's LiveJournal:

Friday, February 3rd, 2006
5:25 pm
Any good old invader zim fans here? huh? well if you are please check out these two communities:

iz_rating Get rated as your favorite IZ character!


illpronebelly A community for IZ fan fiction

thank you very much for listening, or not.

Current Mood: crazy
Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
1:14 am
Maybe someone else can explain this one to me.
The story: Invader Nibz by Lance Dragon.

The Summery: "What if the Irkens were known as the Durkans? What if Zim and Gir were Nibz and Sam? What if you read and reviewed this fic?"

So. The fic. There is...no way to describe the badness of this fic and do it justice. The thing is that it sounds like the kid wanted to write something Original. However, he is lacking the brain cells necissary to come up with and original plot or characters so he just decided to use the plot and characters of a "cult classic" cartoon series, only he changed the names and a few situations in order to make it *sound* like he made it up (and simularites are completly coincidental! Really!). However, his plan failed when someone who had Seen IZ read it and went "Hey, this sounds alot like IZ!" The author then panics and says "That's cos it's a...umm..fanfiction! That's it! See, I'll even Proove it by posting it on FFN!"

Seriously. I'm not kidding. It's pretty much the first episode with the names changed.

I'm not one for flaming but I think we should attack this kid.

-Your friendly neighborhood Jennamonster.

Current Mood: confused
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
1:39 am
Summertime By Alexi Kiev
Dear goodness, this fic is one painful mess of nonsense and Capitol Letters.


I Sat On The Lawn Chair. Because Capitolizing Every Frickin' Word Is Fun. I Had Broken My leg And Red Refused To let Me Stand. Right...Who the crap is narrating? I Did Mange To Convice Red To Let Me Outside. So Here I Am. Watching Others Play While I’m Stuck On This God Darm Chair. Darmmit! Though I Had Red On A Really Tight Leash. That's an interesting image.

Alice Was Once Again Sitting Alone On The Pool Ladder. I Have have no idea who Alice is either. Her Smiles And laughs Were 100 Fake But Nobody Ever Seemed To Openly Question Her. Purple Eyed Alice. Being Himself, He Pushed Her In. The Poor Girl. She Got Out Of The Pool And Run Inside The House. Nobody Seemed To Notice. Okay...Why are the Tallest near a pool? With two random girls?

But As Always, Yueh Got Mad. Oh goody, another fancharacter. Yueh And Purple Had A Yelling Match. Nobody Was On Purple’s Side. And Purple sure was glad that Nobody stuck up for him, because Nobody was a darm good debater. Raven Stayed Out Of It. Help control the character population: have your character spayed or neutered. He Sat On The Deck With An Umpira A what...? Over His Head. He Was A Vampire And Elf Mix, So he Burned Very Easily. Oh jeez...I don't even have a witty, biting comment for that one. I had Hopped Kristin Would Have Gone After Her But Saddly She Didn’t. Not Sure Why Not.

Night Fell. Somebody Has Challanged The Elves To A dance Match. It Was In Good Sport, So The Elves Acppted. Seth Had Managed To Convice Alice To Sing. Her Song Stuck A Cord Inside kristin And Me. So Now Everyone Thinks We’re Into Love. Hell No, Atlease For Me.

if you hold my hand i promise to take you along...Didn't it occur to the author to take some of the excess capitol letters above and give them to these song lyrics? my dreams are yours too! don't worry..don't fear me..my angel i'll always sing for you..i'll be your little mocking bird...my songs carrie you away,like a flying carpet! take me with you...i beg you..don't grow so fast! your nothing but a child...

The lyrics go on for two good sized paragraphs. Jeez Louise.

I counted five original characters, six if you count the "I." That's a lot for four paragraphs.

Current Mood: tired
Saturday, April 23rd, 2005
12:46 am
Well, then....

This is what happens when I'm bored and should be doing something productive, or be drinking, concidering it's a Fri night and I have off from work (unimaginable!!): I find an awful fic and then join an LJ community to bitch about it. Hah. This is really funny to me, for some reason.

Ok, so anyhow, the fic is called "THE GORIEST ZIM STORY EVER!" Notice the exclaimation point and the sticky caps. I love exclaimation points. And sticky caps. I really think that this could have used a few more !!!!!s after the title, though. Perhaps a couple of 111s, too, just for shits and giggles.

Moving on to the summary. According to this person, the story is one of Pure Gore And Hate. No love, nor angst, just Gore and Hate. Ok, I can live with that. I like the idea of something New and Different (or at least uncommon). The author then proceeds to state that anyone who likes RAPR, ZADR, or TAGR should not read it. I guess that if you like ZAGR, ZATR, DAGR, or any other random pairing are good to go. Only avoid if you dislike those three pairings. Got it. S/he also states that if you don't like the fic, you don't have to read it. This sounds awfully like a certain abrasive author, and I'm wondering who the mysterious "You" is in the sentence "Like you say, dont like...Don't read." [sic] is . But I'll let that one go. Obviously this person has already told 8/9ths of the readers on this site not to even glance at it, but that's never stopped me from reading something, before. So this is getting to be a long discription of just the summary, so I'm gonna cut it short, now and say that s/he ends with stating that hte first chapter is Purple and Red and that it is Gory. Remember this promise, folks. This person Swore that there was going to be gore, so I'm expecting a freakin bloodbath.

....or not.

Immense gore-lackage under cutCollapse )

Psst: This just in--After putting in my two cents of a review, I looked at the others that were listed. After three negative ones (one stating only that the reader rolled his/her eyes, which I find amusing, and another stating that "everytime someone writes a really, really bad and stupid Invader Zim fic, Johnnen sends Johnny out to kill them", which I find equally amusing), the author responds with this (in a review I might add): Hm... So you people DON'T like this... Well...I rely don't care! I'm just writing and I wont stop untill... I dont know! But you say this is bad, well the REAL bad storys are the ooc ones that lack any and all ZIM'ness. Now if you'll exscuse me I have enamies to evisarate. Them being YOU! And hay. I'll probably fix it up, and if you have to send fictional charicters to kill people well... I do my own evil bidding! SO BURN! That would be all.

rely...enamies...like me, ok....hay? There will be horses? Oh, the hay is for burning...mmmk....right.

Oh yeah, this person's a winner.

I need a stiff drink. My brain hurts.

Current Mood: bored
Saturday, March 5th, 2005
11:09 am

Entitled "Gazzy?" this story was taken from someone else when they quit and filled to the brim with Mary Sues, script form, and plenty of idiocy. It's all about Gaz being somewhat Irken...I think. Fuck, I dunno.

Lemme just start with the fifth chapter, since that's easier for me. Let's look at the disclaimer:

DISCLAIMER : I don´t own Invader Zim it belongs to the evil genius that is JOHNEN VAVSQUEZ, but I do own Reb and Gaz´s mom (my version).
Johnen Vavsquez is the evil twin of Jhonen, doncha know?

The three family members and the robot disguised as a cat sit down on the couch, Reb at the end of the couch, Gaz sat next to her, the father in the middle and Dib at the other en of the couch.

Professor Membrane : Sigh Son, Daughter, It all started years ago, actually when I was your age son, your mother and I met in quemistry class.

Gee, quemistry? Is that any thing like chemistry? Skipping ahead to where they talk about the mom...

The girl had purple hair, a dark trech coat with a gray shirt underneat it, some NNY´S boots , and blue pants, she also wore a skull necklace around her neck. NNY'S boots? Wow, she's so badass, since she apparently stole NNY's boots. Oh wait, NNY is probably different than Nny.

Kirah did as she was told, she then looked at the boy right next to her ( h was giving her a smile).

Alex : Um hi I´m Alex Membrane.

What the fuck is with the name Alex? 90% of stories I read where they incorrectly give Membrane a name, it's Alex. Any one have a theory on that?

After the flashback:
Dib : Dad I can´t believe you and mom had Miss Bitters as your teacher..really she´s is a...pain in the ass.

Professor Membrane ( looking at his son) : She still teaches?

Oh crap doesn´t that woman ever age?

Uh...Dib swears, yet Membrane uses the rather childish sounding "crap". Riiight...

This story sucks. And it's in script form, so it's also against the rules. HAHAHA, REPORT!

EDIT: Okay, now that's just rude. Now they're making fun of homosexuals in the latest chapter.

Prof Membrane : Zim there’s nothing wrong with liking someone.. Unless it involves being of the same sex.

Zim ( wide eyes ) : You humans are sick !

Prof Membrane : Believe me Zim not many people like that idea

OMG RABID ANTI-SLASHA! Not only that, but man...it'd be somewhat okay if they were just taking a jab at slash, but they're mocking actual people. Not cool.

Current Mood: frustrated
Sunday, January 30th, 2005
10:44 am
Two bad fanfic writers in one family!

The person who wrote this story is the brother of Invader Dom. Oh joy.

It starts out with this author note: "this is my brother's story under my account. this is his first story so this is a note to all you bitchy flamers from him: screw you you assholes and stay out of my business!!!!!!!!"
What the hell business are they talking about, writing fanfics?

Also, for some reason, this is in the Zim section. Uh, it has Inuyasha, Mr. Crocker, and takes place in The World; (internet place in dothack, for those who don't know) something tells me it doesn't belong in the Zim section. Plus, it's in script form. Gee, in the wrong section AND in script form? I wonder if it's going to get reported?

Then rather idiotic people leave reviews and Invader Dom posts in the review section, saying that "[her brother] was happy that all of you have given good reviews." except one person.

This is the review from the person that they were unhappy with:
Uh...how is it just YOUR business if you post it on a public website? It's every one's business and if they criticize the story, it's their own opinion.

PS: You should put this in the crossover section, considering it's not really all Zim.

Invader Dom says "[the brother] was kinda confused with her review somehow. what he ment by "his business" is that his type of comedy is his business. accually...i really don't know how to explain it!"

Oh, thank you, Invader Dom, that makes a whole lot more sense.

Off topic kind of: According to Invader Dom's profile, she is going to be writing 50 fanfics in a series. Double you. Tee. Eff.


Current Mood: amused
Friday, January 21st, 2005
6:58 pm
'90s toys are a source of ENDLESS COMEDY.
Remember "Furbies?" Those demonic little Ewok-ish monsters from the '90s that had a light sensor and a few little buttons embedded in their horrible, evil little bodies? Which therefore cost $200 a pop and were actually in HIGH DEMAND (at least in the States) before everybody 'saned up' in the 21st century and presumably disassembled theirs out of SHEER TERROR at their own stupidity?

Yeah, I had one, too.

Anyway, Dib gets a furby. Hilarity ensues.


It burns. Oh, how it burns.
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
11:42 am
"Love Knows No Race" by Carlotta Valjean
I ran across this . . . thing while looking for old Mary Sues. It has incest, mpreg, and a SIR getting pregnant! Yes, you heard right. It's also extremely confusing and OOC.

Story link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/800177/1/

Basically, Dib is now a teenager and crushing on Zim (the feeling is mutual). He then finds out he's really a full-blooded Irken and takes the news very well. I have no idea how he's been drinking water for 17 years if he's an Irken, but does the writer care? No way!

"Incoming trans-MISSON!" The Irken next to the control screen yelled to the Tallest.

"Put it through, Topaz." Purple said waving his free claw. The other was over Reds claw.

"Yes sir!" Topaz yelled again. Zim’s Irken face came onto the screen.

"Zim?" Red asked dropping his soda into his lap.

"Yes, my Tallest. I have grown a bit, but I have seemed to stumble across a lost Irken Invader." Zim said with a smirk. Invader? I get the feeling that this author is one of those stupid fans who think that most Irkens are automatically Invaders.

"A lost Irken?" Purple asked perking up an antenna.

"Yes, Dib Membrane." Zim said mistaking Dib's father's first name for his surname pulling Dib onto the screen. The two Tallest gasped. "Holy Irk, look at the size of his head! You could land a Viral Tank on that thing!"

Dib’s blue eyes conflicted with his green skin to create the perfect contrast. His antenna seemed to twitch with nervousness.

"Look at us, Invader Dib." Red said with a slight commanding tone. Dib looked at them, his eyes lost in what looked to be awe.

"You have been lost for 17 years from the Irken Empire. We wish to accept you back, but you need to come to a ceremony." Purple said seriously.

"My Tallest, may I ask a question?" Dib asked with a tone that he had said it many times before. Okay, now I'm really confused. This sentence seems to imply that Dib had a past life on Irk. Me hurting to think.

Double twincest! Can ya feel the love?Collapse )

How the heck does a droid get pregnant?Collapse )

Current Mood: tired
Thursday, January 6th, 2005
12:04 pm
ADMIN: Attention please!
I will be departing livejournal for other pastures at the end of this week, but I don't want to make the communities I started go away, since other people have begun to use and post in them. If anyone is interested in taking over this community, please contact me at jrandomlurker(at)yahoo(dot)com by January 13th!

I will be moving all my activities to journalfen.net after the 13th; you can find me there as http://www.journalfen.net/~jrandomlurker.

Thanks for everything; it's been a fun ride!
Monday, January 3rd, 2005
10:44 am
A new spiffy Invader Zim community =3
(Sorry if you've seen this everywhere else, it's been crossposted like a mofo^^; )

Hello peeps! There's a new Invader Zim community in town!
foodcourtia and it's actually moderated too! Whoo~!!
Once we have 30+ members there will be fun contests where you can win spiffy
Zim stuff^^

You can even talk about Jhonen related stuff there, so join dagnabbit XD
Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
1:50 am
Invader Zim/Dragonball Z crossover = No.
Thankfully there's barely a paragraph of this abdomination to god written thus far. I'm hoping that there wont be anymore. God, it's mostly just the idea that's making me cringe.

No! Bad idea! Stop now!

Current Mood: distressed
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
4:47 pm
Speaking of bad crossovers...("Guardians Come Together")
Here's a crossover between (get ready) IZ, Pokemon, and Animorphs. Somebody kill me now.

Story link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2149865/1/
Author link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/496934/

Go away Darkness. This is not the way.Collapse )

Dark Laser!Collapse )

Pokemorphs and Country Music GuardiansCollapse )

Current Mood: uncomfortable
Thursday, November 18th, 2004
6:48 am
It buuuurns...[Hamtaro meets Invader Zim by Dark Bijou]

AAAAAAGH! This is one of the WORST crossovers I've ever seen in my life! This is badly written and has goddamn HAMTARO in it! I HATE Hamtaro!

The second chapter is worse, though. The ham-hams only show up for about a millisecond in it, but that's the only good thing about it. They talk rather stupidly, and then, for some godforsaken reason, Zim and the gang go to a STRIP CLUB. WTF? Don't you have to be 18 to get into those? Besides...Gaz isn't a lesbian, so why drag her along? More importantly, why would an alien bent on world domination, a goth gamer girl, a paranoid paranormal investigator in training, and a robot dog be there in the first place?! Another thing I don't get is the girls fighting over GIR. I don't think he has a lot of money...
Also, she has a stupid scene with some moron's character, and then mentions that there's ANOTHER character on the way.

NO! Make the hurting stop!

Current Mood: cranky
Thursday, November 11th, 2004
10:32 am
Unlike wine, stories don't get better as they age. (Faith, Hope, and Love by Helga GP)

NOTE BEFOREHAND: Please do not take offense to ANYTHING I say; it is not supposed to be making fun of any one or any thing, minus this story.
I also apologize if you like this story, but I think it SUCKS. Not writing wise, though; the story is not horribly written as some are on here; they do spell about 80-85% of words correctly, and use proper grammar. No, what I think is bad is the plot.

First of all, there is a major plot hole in this story and all other stories that were made that deal with the IZ characters dealing with September 11th: Invader Zim takes place in the FUTURE. They can't experience September 11th if it took place hundreds/thousands/millions of years before. Another thing: the characters are horribly OOC. Example: Gaz suddenly goes from goth-bitch to god-lover in no time flat! Not possible. Gaz hates humanity. SHE'S NOT GOING TO BECOME A BIBLE-HUMPER. Second of all, Zim in general is chock-full of OOCness for numerous reasons. A: Zim is not going to start loving every one and be happy just because something bad happened to the humans (aka September 11th). Doesn't he WANT them to be destroyed? Yes, I can understand him being upset that HE didn't do it, but not because he feels bad for them. Zim also joins a bible study, which Gaz hosts at one point. (another OOC piece!) This brings forth the worst line in the story: "Sorry everyone, Gir hid my Bible again," Finally: Membrane dies from being in the Two Towers, which really doesn't make sense, as WHY THE HELL WAS HE THERE?. I don't really like that.


Current Mood: nauseated
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
9:38 pm
This *has* to be a troll ("tak's life" by invader-tak-02)
Hey all, just thought I'd add something to this little community.


I seriously laughed out loud when I read this. The idea of Tak having a boyfriend named "Kat" is just...beyond what words can describe. I dearly hope it's a troll or some kind of parody.
Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
2:02 pm
Uhm.. what? ("Falling Up" by Kastirina-123)

I geniunely do not understand what the hell is going on in this thing. It seems to start coherently but ultimately degenerates into a bewildering mix of past and present flashbacks, bizarre near-Sue OC's doing satanic rituals, song lyrics, Gaz turning into a cutter and worshipping Linkin Park and then Tak somehow brainwashes Zim into serving her and she makes him all efficient like a proper Irken ...

Oh, and in the middle of this, somehow SQUEE gets involved.

It's like watching a moderately passable author try to write a narrative - while waiting for the drugs to kick in- and then they KEEP writing as it takes effect.
1:02 pm
"Dib's First Lover" by Fidam. The PAIN.
There could no story more worthy of this community's first post than the following. Now, this fanfiction may result in slight internal bleeding, and I can only hope against hope that it is, in fact, a joke.

In any case, I have to admit, it's the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time.


Hats off to you, Fidam.

This hideous summary is rated PG-13. Be afraid.Collapse )
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