Entitled "Gazzy?" this story was taken from someone else when they quit and filled to the brim with Mary Sues, script form, and plenty of idiocy. It's all about Gaz being somewhat Irken...I think. Fuck, I dunno.
Lemme just start with the fifth chapter, since that's easier for me. Let's look at the disclaimer:
DISCLAIMER : I don´t own Invader Zim it belongs to the evil genius that is JOHNEN VAVSQUEZ, but I do own Reb and Gaz´s mom (my version).
Johnen Vavsquez is the evil twin of Jhonen, doncha know?
The three family members and the robot disguised as a cat sit down on the couch, Reb at the end of the couch, Gaz sat next to her, the father in the middle and Dib at the other en of the couch.
Professor Membrane : Sigh Son, Daughter, It all started years ago, actually when I was your age son, your mother and I met in quemistry class.
Gee, quemistry? Is that any thing like chemistry? Skipping ahead to where they talk about the mom...
The girl had purple hair, a dark trech coat with a gray shirt underneat it, some NNY´S boots , and blue pants, she also wore a skull necklace around her neck. NNY'S boots? Wow, she's so badass, since she apparently stole NNY's boots. Oh wait, NNY is probably different than Nny.
Kirah did as she was told, she then looked at the boy right next to her ( h was giving her a smile).
Alex : Um hi I´m Alex Membrane.
What the fuck is with the name Alex? 90% of stories I read where they incorrectly give Membrane a name, it's Alex. Any one have a theory on that?
After the flashback:
Dib : Dad I can´t believe you and mom had Miss Bitters as your teacher..really she´s is a...pain in the ass.
Professor Membrane ( looking at his son) : She still teaches?
Oh crap doesn´t that woman ever age?
Uh...Dib swears, yet Membrane uses the rather childish sounding "crap". Riiight...
This story sucks. And it's in script form, so it's also against the rules. HAHAHA, REPORT!
EDIT: Okay, now that's just rude. Now they're making fun of homosexuals in the latest chapter.
Prof Membrane : Zim there’s nothing wrong with liking someone.. Unless it involves being of the same sex.
Zim ( wide eyes ) : You humans are sick !
Prof Membrane : Believe me Zim not many people like that idea
OMG RABID ANTI-SLASHA! Not only that, but man...it'd be somewhat okay if they were just taking a jab at slash, but they're mocking actual people. Not cool.